The Phantom Assulter

Usually I have very vivid dreams, which I bore my workmates recounting. But the last couple of nights I have had vague, barely rememberable dreams which has frustrated me no end. For the last two mornings I have woken up with injuries - can't move properly - injuries.

All I can surmise is:

1. Someone snuck into my house and attacked me silently
2. Someone in my dream attacked me and I can't remember

So I have come to the logical conclusion that I was attacked in my dream.

This morning was worse than yesterday. I rolled out of bed (as I do most mornings) and did some sit ups and push ups (as I do some mornings). I then stood up. Oh the pain.

I stumbled to the shower and put turned the heat to "Lava" in a vain attempt at phsyiotherapy. Once I got out, I started dressing and was alright - till I tried to put on my knickers. After several goes at putting them on, I found the perfect leg/arm/back combination, and yes, I am wearing knickers today.

I'm still in pain from last night's attack.